Rub-a-Way Bar Odor Absorber

This awesome item is an erotic cookbook! If you find bacon erotic. But seriously, it’s a great cookbook that provides the best bacon recipes – from bacon ice cream to bacon bits. This book is really a must-have – if not for the recipes, then for the sheer experience of owning Fifty Shades of Bacon.

If you’re always trying to cook or bake, but nothing ever comes out right, you might just be in dire need of a great measuring cup. This awesome cup is easy to use, and can be adjusted to fit any of your baking or cooking needs. Just remember to follow the recipe closely!

Don’t you hate it when your chips get stale? With a couple of these sealers you can keep the freshness in for a very long time – and even keep the food in the original packaging. That is, if you can keep yourself from devouring everything in one sitting! Don’t worry, we don’t judge…

Robots are taking over the world, and their first goal is to make you the best pancakes you’ve ever had! Use the free software to pick out a shape or even create your own, click a button and wait for your pancake to get printed directly onto a nonstick griddle. It’ll come out perfect every single time.

What if you never again had to worry about your iron intake? This fish-shaped cooking tool serves as a natural source, releasing a safe amount of iron into your food or drink while you boil it. Balance your nutrition with a clinically tested product that makes life simpler.

You blurted out in front of your colleagues that not all carrots are yellow. Now you don’t have a choice but to buy the Funky Veg Kit in order to save face. Get all the equipment you need to easily grow purple carrots, yellow zucchinis, red brussel sprouts, stripy tomatoes, and rainbow Swiss chard.

Why not get another item that will show the world exactly how obsessive you can get? If you’re into cooking, this bamboo cutting board might do the trick. Its grid will help you achieve perfect knife cuts – brunoise, batonnet, julienne… And all the lines are burnt in, so they’ll last you a long time.

Make sure no one leaves your party unsatisfied by stuffing all their mouths with the best burgers ever. With this awesome burger press, you can chef perfect regular burgers, shape party sliders like it’s no big deal, and even stuff the patties with any kind of filling. Let the stuffing begin!

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.