Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

What better way to cool off than by having a unicorn spray you with water from his magic horn? This huge inflatable toy unicorn doubles as a sprinkler for hot summers. Compatible with most garden hoses, it makes playing in the yard super fun for the entire family. Or just yourself – no one’s judging.

If clothes make the man, do they make pets, too? If so, you’re in for a real treat! This cat outfit includes a sheriff onesie and a hat with a badge. They’re easy to put on, so you don’t have to worry about your pet getting mad at you. And then they can go exercise their right to boss everyone around.

Tired of being bigger than the stuff you own? It’s a real problem unless you have a beach ball that’s a whopping nine feet tall, yet light enough for you to actually use it. To make it better, it’s fully transparent, so you’ll be able to see your friends making fools of themselves at any given moment.

Nothing says living the high life like lounging on a giant inflatable flamingo. This one is super easy to inflate and deflate, which will come in handy whenever you face a pool float emergency, but it’s also made from pretty durable, hot pink vinyl, much to your neighbors’ dismay.

There’s no place like home, right? Well, this sturdy travel lock allows you to take it with you wherever you go, at least in terms of safety. Installing it can’t get any easier, and even if you’re in the habit of packing light, know that two regular pens would take up more space.