Wreck This Journal
- Journaling and art prompts to battle creative block
- Destructible, but that’s kinda the point
- Eases anxiety
- 5.5 x 0.6 x 8.2 inches
- 9.6 ounces
Love keeping a diary? Think you’re the next Anne Frank? Actually, scratch that. That’s not this journal is going for.
This is the journal for people who don’t like keeping journals. This is a journal for people who like to deface and ruin books. Got a mate who can’t read but pretends to? This is for him.
Keri Smith has created the best journal-writing experience ever. No more whining about how someone stole your carpark, or how your soup was too hot, or how the boy you’ve had a crush on for sixteen years just hooked up with your sister. Now you can stab, cut, and rip your way through the year like a Jackie Chan who dedicated his life to journal writing as well as being a bad-ass Kung Fu man.
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