Find out what Baywatch would look like if it starred only dogs by putting your own pet into a bright orange life jacket. Your furry friend will definitely stand out from the crowd, but also be very safe in its durable vest, complete with a neck float and a belly band for comfy explorations of the open sea.

In desperate need of a rocket launcher? Aren’t we all? This one is at the same time easy to assemble and powerful enough to propel a soda bottle over 350 feet up in the sky. And if you want it to fly in a straight line, simply use a second bottle to fashion a nose cone. It’s that easy!

“I love when my device runs out of battery,” said no one, ever. Solve the age old problem of dead batteries with this huge capacity portable charger. It charges itself from an outlet in 2-3 hours or by solar in 6 to 9 hours.

Introduce a dash of confusion into the lives of people who surround you by keeping your stuff in a bag that looks like a cartoon cutout. Equipped with plenty of pockets, it’ll hold all your essentials, while still looking surreal enough to make you forget it’s an actual backpack.

Use the Force to control your own BB-8 like a real Jedi Knight. As long as the droid is no more than 25 meters away, Sphero’s band lets you push, pull, and drive it around using simple hand gestures. May the Force be with you on your quest to make all your friends jealous!

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.