Pet Talk Prank Gift Box

$7.99
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If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

Features

  • Flabbergast your friends with ease!
  • Very realistic packaging
  • Made in the USA

Dimensions

  • 12.5 x 11.2 x 0.2 inches
  • 2.4 ounces
Opinion

Bestazy Verdict

Make your friend look stupid on their birthday! This is a box for putting your real gift in, while making them think you’ve got the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard of.

Pet owners need to be taken down a peg or two, and this is the way to do it. They’ll open it and be like “oh wow, you shouldn’t have” and you’ll be like “I didn’t”.

See the joy on their faces when they think they’ll be able to understand what Benji has been yelling at them for the last six years (spoiler alert: it’s “I’m hungry”). Alternatively watch your friend freeze in horror as they think Mr. Whiskers might be able to share the horrible sights they witnessed when you didn’t lock the door during alone time.

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