We know you’ve always dreamed of being even lazier while lying around and watching TV. Now that proud dream can come true with these glasses. They enable you to lie flat on your back and watch TV or read. Finally, something that can prove that you’re the laziest person around!

Poops, you did it again – you totally forgot a friend’s birthday! Luckily, there’s this super soft throw pillow that’s just right. It boasts a warm shade of brown and has coils that add to the uniqueness of its design. Heck, it’s even got a pair of smiling eyes, making it the perfect symbol of friendship!

Make it impossible for your guests not to notice you own books by using two giant, shiny stones to hold them together. Each of these natural blue agates has a unique shape and pattern, so you can also give them away when you want others to think you’ve put a lot of effort into picking out their presents.

Your friends are saying they’d like to order a pizza? You know exactly what you’re supposed to do – misunderstand them in the most unexpected way possible. This throw blanket looks like a real pizza, comes in an oversized takeout box, and is big enough to cover two adults with pepperoni and cheese.

Brings a little piece of nature right into your home. It’s a self-sustaining terrarium that features plants, fountains, and fish. You’ll never need to change a filter or maintain your plants. Just feed the fish and the tank will sustain itself.

Had enough of classic LEGO building kits? Okay, it sounds completely absurd now that we say it, but you might still have a lot of fun building a ship in a bottle using only LEGOs. The kit includes everything from the bottle and wax seal elements to the ship with all its parts. Anchors aweigh!