Spare Key Hiding Spot [Review 2023]

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

Houston, we have a problem – this carrier contains no treats whatsoever! But apart from that, it’s a comfy spot for your pet to lounge in while you do all the work. The interior has a buckle strap for added safety, while the air holes and removable cover make sure your furry friend never lacks fresh air.

If you’re looking for a book that you really can’t pleasure yourself to, this is the one. Strangely interesting, this book is full of random images, and it will definitely not put you in the mood for self-pleasure. Don’t believe us? Well, we challenge you to find even one photo that will get you hot!

Shocking your dog into submission? Using painful pins that dig into their skin? If you have a dog that barks, but punishment is not your groove, this painless no bark collar is definitely the right choice. It uses vibrations to teach your dog to go from woof-woof to no woof-woof in a matter of days!

Do you have that special someone who you want to eat a bag of dicks? Make their day and send them some! These yummy gummy dicks are perfect for munching, and can even be sucked. They come in a variety of colors, and feature a lovely gold “Eat a bag of dicks” card. So thoughtful!

Make your friends hate you in the most hilarious way possible – by sending prank packages with awfully embarrassing stuff written all over them. Do it anonymously or leave a note, but if you choose the confetti bomb version, prepare to feel the need to wait for the delivery hidden behind the bushes.

If you have a dog and other people in your home, you know that one question that gets asked endlessly: “Did you feed the dog?” You can never just know! And don’t count on your dog being honest – if you ask him, you know he’ll lie! But now you can just move the sliders on this panel and easily keep track!

Poops, you did it again – you totally forgot a friend’s birthday! Luckily, there’s this super soft throw pillow that’s just right. It boasts a warm shade of brown and has coils that add to the uniqueness of its design. Heck, it’s even got a pair of smiling eyes, making it the perfect symbol of friendship!

If Jaws were Paws, your dog could easily get the part, at least in its cute new outfit. Durable materials and clever design of this life jacket allow you to bring your pet to the pool or beach without worrying about its safety. As if any harm would befall it while wearing a realistic shark fin!

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.

If clothes make the man, do they make pets, too? If so, you’re in for a real treat! This cat outfit includes a sheriff onesie and a hat with a badge. They’re easy to put on, so you don’t have to worry about your pet getting mad at you. And then they can go exercise their right to boss everyone around.