I Only Have Time For ONE Glass Of Wine [Review 2023]
- HILARIOUS WINE GLASS: The BigMouth Inc’s Wine Bottle Glass is perfect gift for the wine snob in your life (even if it’s yourself). The front reads, “I Only Have Time For One Glass” so everyone will know your intentions.
- Holds a full 750ml Bottle of Wine in one glass
- Printed with the text “I only have time for one glass of wine”
- 3.1 x 3 x 11.4 inches
- 9.6 ounces
The perfect gift for the win lover in your life who isn’t quite a full-blown alcoholic yet. Make fu of their drinking habits but giving them this joke gift and then taking them aside and saying “seriously now, is this how you want to be known?”
This is also perfect for all those people who want to drink a full bottle but are weary of the stigma society places on people who drink straight from the bottle. You should be allowed to do that if you want to, but this can let you have the best of both worlds.
Plus, it’s made of glass, so if you get one at a Greek Wedding you can smash it on the floor after you’ve finished.
Also good products
- ✔ BEAUTIFUL GLASSES TO FALL IN LOVE WITH – Pair the sensory delight of a fine wine with the exquisite art form of these breathtaking glasses by Elixir Glassware. Contemporary, exceptionally clear cylindrical body and slender stem gracefully showcases sparkling, red and white wines.
- ✔ THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Sophisticated, stunning and luxurious. A unique gift idea that is guaranteed to impress - wife, husband, mom, dad will love them. Don’t forget best friends! Celebrate life’s most memorable moments with a gift that speaks for itself – weddings, anniversaries, Mothers day, Fathers day, housewarming, or an engagement party.
- ✔ 100% LEAD FREE CRYSTAL – Unlike crystal wine glasses which contain at least 20% lead, Elixir glassware is made from lead free ultra-clarity crystal. All the wonderful sparkle and flair of fine crystal glass stemware, tempered for durability and carefully crafted to perfectly savor Pinot Noir, Bordeaux, Cabernet Sauvignon, or Chardonnay.
- ✔ HANDMADE CRAFTSMANSHIP – Each glass is masterfully shaped and hand blown by artisans using traditional methods. The wide rim is carefully cut and polished to direct the wine to the center of the tongue, creating a harmony of fruit, acidity and tannin flavors. The result is a unique work of art – a delightful experience best shared with fine wine and good company
- ✔ SECURELY PACKAGED & SATISFACTION GUARANTEED – Buy with complete confidence and rest easy knowing that your gift will arrive promptly in perfect condition in the care of our secure, thick protective giftbox packaging. Enjoy our no compromise, Elixir 1 Year Satisfaction Guarantee. Beautiful glasses - beautiful service.
- WHIMSICAL: the playful designs featured in this 4-glass set enliven any gathering
- NO CONFUSION: everyone enjoys their own unique pattern and drinks will never get mixed up
- PLAYFUL PATTERNS: Dots, lines, and swirls
- HIGH-QUALITY: precision-etched European lead-glass pieces
- OVERSIZED: each glass holds 16-fluid ounces
- Made From Lead Free Premium Crystal Glass: Italian style, lead free, quality of nice restaurant, absolutely luxurious and luminous to your bar top and dining table, perfect gift for farther's day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Christmas or any special occasion.
- 100% Hand Blown :These wine glasses are hand-blown using 23 procedures by experienced craft masters who boast more than 10 years experience in this field. Craftsmanship spirit makes JBHome glass unique and elegant.
- Classy and Reusable Packaging: More Environmentally friendly and High grade, whitch even allows you to take your glasses OUTDOORS.
- Ultra Clear and Thin: Crystal Glass is perfectly clear and the ultra thin rim with cold cutting enhancing the perceived quality and flavor of any red/white wine. These red/white wine glasses are not too thick yet strong enough to stand daily washing.
- Completely new quality control team and replacement guarantee: The Second QC team has been added, which will be conducted for each glass. We got a lot of customer voice from the review, and realized the broken problem, so we update our policy:1-year satisfaction guarantee. If they are damaged in any way upon arrival, we will send you a replacement set free of charge. We learn and improve. For any questions and Suggestions, please contact us, We need your advice.
- Premium quality all-in-one picnic backpack with comfortable padded straps for extra comfort and multiple storage compartments for your convenience.
- Includes:2×stainless steel knives, forks, spoons, dinner plates, cotton napkins, wine glasses & 1×cheese/butter knife & 1×bottle opener & 2×salt/pepper shakers & 1×plastic chopping board + waterproof back fleece picnic blanket (size 45x53 inch)
- Picnic food storage compartment is 15% bigger than competitors with premium insulation lining for foods to stay warm or cooler longer. A detachable big side zipper closure insulated bottle/wine cooler to carry a large bottle of wine/water securely. along with a large 45x53 inch waterproof back fleece picnic blanket.
- Features soft padded shoulder straps for comfort and a top-mounted carry handle.Size:16.5" high x 13.7" wide x 7" deep.The bag contains a cold storage compartment to store your picnic foods in such as sandwiches, cold meats and cakes this will keep your food fresh and cool for a long time.
- Satisfaction Guaranteed, 50 days free exchange and returns + 185 days warranty.
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