I Only Have Time For ONE Glass Of Wine
- Holds a full 750ml Bottle of Wine in one glass
- Printed with the text “I only have time for one glass of wine”
- 3.1 x 3 x 11.4 inches
- 9.6 ounces
The perfect gift for the win lover in your life who isn’t quite a full-blown alcoholic yet. Make fu of their drinking habits but giving them this joke gift and then taking them aside and saying “seriously now, is this how you want to be known?”
This is also perfect for all those people who want to drink a full bottle but are weary of the stigma society places on people who drink straight from the bottle. You should be allowed to do that if you want to, but this can let you have the best of both worlds.
Plus, it’s made of glass, so if you get one at a Greek Wedding you can smash it on the floor after you’ve finished.
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