Floating Acrylic Cocktail Glass

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

If you’ve always wanted to be a mermaid or merman, you still can’t, but you can swim like one with this fascinating sea scooter. Just jump in the water and hold on, and it can take you to an amazing 100 ft. in depth and reach a speed of up to 2.5 mph. The battery lasts for up to 2 hours of continuous use.

The best thing to hit the water in years, this cool aquabike will enable you to fly across the water by simply bouncing up and down. The fastest speed you can reach is 17mph, and the best thing is that this product doesn’t feature any kind of motor, which makes it extremely eco-friendly.

These awesome hand-blown glasses feature a real bullet! They’re the perfect gift for any anniversary, birthday, and especially retirement parties, and are the only whiskey glass you’ll ever need. Of course, they’re also great for anyone who you want to bite the bullet. Bottoms up!

If you’re a beer aficionado, you must have thought about brewing your own high-quality craft beer. Now you can with this inexpensive and simple device. It can brew 5 liters of beer at a time, and it’s easy to clean. And of course- it gives you awesome bragging rights!

Do you think real Vikings drank from fancy glass cups? We think not! So if you want to feel like Thor while drinking beer, mead, wine, or other manly drinks, grab this stylish Viking drinking horn. Suitable for Vikings and those (want to) who feel like them. 100% Odin approved!

Pretend like nothing’s out of the ordinary as you strut past people in your fish-shaped slippers. Being elastic and lightweight, they’re great for both outdoor and indoor use. Bright green goes well with any outfit, and these wide open mouths will surely complement the faces of those around you.

Finally, a polite way to once and for all deal with your know-it-all friend or family member! If they think they can solve any puzzle mankind has ever come up with, prove them wrong and make them wait before they can enjoy drinking a glass of their favorite wine, all at the same time.

Nothing says living the high life like lounging on a giant inflatable flamingo. This one is super easy to inflate and deflate, which will come in handy whenever you face a pool float emergency, but it’s also made from pretty durable, hot pink vinyl, much to your neighbors’ dismay.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.