Giant Flamingo Inflatable Pool Float

If you’ve always wanted to be a mermaid or merman, you still can’t, but you can swim like one with this fascinating sea scooter. Just jump in the water and hold on, and it can take you to an amazing 100 ft. in depth and reach a speed of up to 2.5 mph. The battery lasts for up to 2 hours of continuous use.

The best thing to hit the water in years, this cool aquabike will enable you to fly across the water by simply bouncing up and down. The fastest speed you can reach is 17mph, and the best thing is that this product doesn’t feature any kind of motor, which makes it extremely eco-friendly.

Pretend like nothing’s out of the ordinary as you strut past people in your fish-shaped slippers. Being elastic and lightweight, they’re great for both outdoor and indoor use. Bright green goes well with any outfit, and these wide open mouths will surely complement the faces of those around you.

If Jaws were Paws, your dog could easily get the part, at least in its cute new outfit. Durable materials and clever design of this life jacket allow you to bring your pet to the pool or beach without worrying about its safety. As if any harm would befall it while wearing a realistic shark fin!

Tired of your friends not knowing who you really are and what you’re looking for in life? Head to the beach in your comfy new flip flops, letting them write the answer down in the sand. You’ll have your arches supported in a way you didn’t think possible, and you might even get some cold beer.

Isn’t getting drunk hard enough even without having to worry about falling into the nearest body of water? Make it easier by pouring your drinks into these floating glasses made from shatter-proof acrylic. Their stems boast a clever pointed design so you don’t have to stay sharp while using them.

Find out what Baywatch would look like if it starred only dogs by putting your own pet into a bright orange life jacket. Your furry friend will definitely stand out from the crowd, but also be very safe in its durable vest, complete with a neck float and a belly band for comfy explorations of the open sea.

You don’t have to spend another minute sitting by the pool all sad and unicornless. This humongous pool float is spacious enough to fit two adults or a whole bunch of kids, but also thick enough to let you have all the fun you want. Also, it’s got rainbow wings. Need we say more?

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.