Giant Flamingo Inflatable Pool Float
- Fits two people
- Quickly inflates and deflates
- Made from 3mm thick environmental protection PVC
- 59.0 x 59.0 x 35.4 inches
- 2.96 pounds
When Taylor Swift hangs out by her pool you just know she’s floating round on one of these.
It’s a giant inflatable flamingo. Imagine you’ve snapped the legs off a real flamingo and you’ve got the idea.
It’s perfect for laying around on in the pool, and even more suitable for laying on while you eat brine shrimp.
That’s why flamingos are pink. They absorb the colour from all the shrimp they eat. Like that summer I ate all those carrots and I turned a lovely shade of orange. A bit like Trump.
So speaking of puffed up inflatable things – ge this flamingo. You’ll be the queen of the pool.
Flamingoes are super super cool.
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