Captain Floaty Unicorn Pool Float

$29.99
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You don’t have to spend another minute sitting by the pool all sad and unicornless. This humongous pool float is spacious enough to fit two adults or a whole bunch of kids, but also thick enough to let you have all the fun you want. Also, it’s got rainbow wings. Need we say more?

Features

  • Suitable for all ages
  • Fast inflation
  • Phthalate-free PVC is extra durable

Dimensions

  • 108 x 55 x 48 inches
  • 5.5 pounds
Opinion

Bestazy Verdict

When I saw “an animal that floats on water” I know the first thing you think of is a unicorn. And rightly so! With its large wings for gliding peacefully through the water, and its horn that acts as a snorkel so it can breathe under the waves, and its rainbow paint job to help reflect light onto passing boats, this is the quintessential inflatable unicorn pool toy.

Look, I’ll come clean. I have no idea why this is a unicorn. It doesn’t make sense. Unicorns are known for flying. This is a pool toy. Also unicorns aren’t real. Sorry to break that to you if you weren’t aware. But what is real, is that this looks super fun and will make you look super majestic in your pool, or any pool for that matter. And heck! Who am I to say that a unicorn can’t swim? They’re magic, they can do anything. I’m sorry I limited you in my Muggle-brain, fair unicorn. All power to you.

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