These are the most durable sunglasses you’ll ever find. Unlike most heavy-duty glasses, these are actually look cool. The polarized lenses are almost completely shatter resistant and the frames are made of high-grade titanium.

Get rid of imperfections of the skin on your feet without having to lift a finger! These socks are lined with a gel that moisturizes and softens dry, rough skin, even between your toes. When you’re done with your home spa treatment, simply toss them into the washing machine so you can use them again.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

When faced with knife-wielding enemies, you’re not left with a lot of choices. Get a T-shirt that’s resistant to slashes altogether! Made using a special fabric blend, this is no ordinary garment – it protects your skin against blades and any type of sharp material.

Are you a dude who often needs wet wipes? Well, you don’t wanna get one of those pink scented lady wipes, do you? Just taking them out of your bag would be embarrassing. Presenting flushable wipes made from high-quality material! DUDE wipes – awesome wet wipes fit for a man’s needs.

Make your colleagues suspicious of your increasing energy levels by hiding a footrest under your office desk. This simple canvas hammock is easy to set up, yet delightfully efficient in cradling your weary feet. Adjust its height, kick back and let people shower you with envious glances.