We know you’ve always dreamed of being even lazier while lying around and watching TV. Now that proud dream can come true with these glasses. They enable you to lie flat on your back and watch TV or read. Finally, something that can prove that you’re the laziest person around!

Let’s face it–adults using fidget spinners is annoying and unproductive. Switch to this product to put your restless hands to good use strengthening your grip and dexterity. The pill shaped capsule is super satisfying to squeeze and productive, too!

These are the most durable sunglasses you’ll ever find. Unlike most heavy-duty glasses, these are actually look cool. The polarized lenses are almost completely shatter resistant and the frames are made of high-grade titanium.

When faced with knife-wielding enemies, you’re not left with a lot of choices. Get a T-shirt that’s resistant to slashes altogether! Made using a special fabric blend, this is no ordinary garment – it protects your skin against blades and any type of sharp material.

This shoe is made for those always on the go. It’s a shoe meant especially for people who like to travel. Lightweight and durable, it can take you shopping in NYC one day and hiking the appalachian trail the next.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.