Wearing socks as shoes? Your grandma would be shocked! But these aren’t no ordinary socks – with a polymer sore that prevents slipping and gives plenty of protection, they can even be worn while hiking. Highly breathable and flexible, they make for the ideal footwear for long trips as well.

Are kings known for cleaning up hairy messes? No, they’re not! So if you want to groom your beard in the most regal way possible, you’ll need a grooming apron so cleverly designed it catches all the mess for you. Lightweight and easily packable, it serves as a travel grooming tool as well.

Let’s face it–adults using fidget spinners is annoying and unproductive. Switch to this product to put your restless hands to good use strengthening your grip and dexterity. The pill shaped capsule is super satisfying to squeeze and productive, too!

This shoe is made for those always on the go. It’s a shoe meant especially for people who like to travel. Lightweight and durable, it can take you shopping in NYC one day and hiking the appalachian trail the next.

When faced with knife-wielding enemies, you’re not left with a lot of choices. Get a T-shirt that’s resistant to slashes altogether! Made using a special fabric blend, this is no ordinary garment – it protects your skin against blades and any type of sharp material.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.