When faced with knife-wielding enemies, you’re not left with a lot of choices. Get a T-shirt that’s resistant to slashes altogether! Made using a special fabric blend, this is no ordinary garment – it protects your skin against blades and any type of sharp material.

Make your colleagues suspicious of your increasing energy levels by hiding a footrest under your office desk. This simple canvas hammock is easy to set up, yet delightfully efficient in cradling your weary feet. Adjust its height, kick back and let people shower you with envious glances.

If there ever were a marathon in writing stuff by hand, you’d be the first one to cross your t’s and dot your i’s. Designed to minimize the strain on your fingers and hand, this pen fits snugly, yet comfortably around your index finger. As a result, you need to put in less effort to actually do the writing.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

Are kings known for cleaning up hairy messes? No, they’re not! So if you want to groom your beard in the most regal way possible, you’ll need a grooming apron so cleverly designed it catches all the mess for you. Lightweight and easily packable, it serves as a travel grooming tool as well.

These are the most durable sunglasses you’ll ever find. Unlike most heavy-duty glasses, these are actually look cool. The polarized lenses are almost completely shatter resistant and the frames are made of high-grade titanium.