What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

These are the most durable sunglasses you’ll ever find. Unlike most heavy-duty glasses, these are actually look cool. The polarized lenses are almost completely shatter resistant and the frames are made of high-grade titanium.

If there ever were a marathon in writing stuff by hand, you’d be the first one to cross your t’s and dot your i’s. Designed to minimize the strain on your fingers and hand, this pen fits snugly, yet comfortably around your index finger. As a result, you need to put in less effort to actually do the writing.

Wearing socks as shoes? Your grandma would be shocked! But these aren’t no ordinary socks – with a polymer sore that prevents slipping and gives plenty of protection, they can even be worn while hiking. Highly breathable and flexible, they make for the ideal footwear for long trips as well.

We know you’ve always dreamed of being even lazier while lying around and watching TV. Now that proud dream can come true with these glasses. They enable you to lie flat on your back and watch TV or read. Finally, something that can prove that you’re the laziest person around!

This shoe is made for those always on the go. It’s a shoe meant especially for people who like to travel. Lightweight and durable, it can take you shopping in NYC one day and hiking the appalachian trail the next.