If there ever were a marathon in writing stuff by hand, you’d be the first one to cross your t’s and dot your i’s. Designed to minimize the strain on your fingers and hand, this pen fits snugly, yet comfortably around your index finger. As a result, you need to put in less effort to actually do the writing.

Make your colleagues suspicious of your increasing energy levels by hiding a footrest under your office desk. This simple canvas hammock is easy to set up, yet delightfully efficient in cradling your weary feet. Adjust its height, kick back and let people shower you with envious glances.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

Get rid of imperfections of the skin on your feet without having to lift a finger! These socks are lined with a gel that moisturizes and softens dry, rough skin, even between your toes. When you’re done with your home spa treatment, simply toss them into the washing machine so you can use them again.

Let’s face it–adults using fidget spinners is annoying and unproductive. Switch to this product to put your restless hands to good use strengthening your grip and dexterity. The pill shaped capsule is super satisfying to squeeze and productive, too!

We know you’ve always dreamed of being even lazier while lying around and watching TV. Now that proud dream can come true with these glasses. They enable you to lie flat on your back and watch TV or read. Finally, something that can prove that you’re the laziest person around!