Viking Drinking Horn with Stand
- Available in 2 colors
- Lifetime guarantee
- Authentic style
- 12 inches or 20 inches
- 1.1 pounds
Show your dominance over all those around you with this Viking drinking horn.
You’re literally drinking out of a part of another creature. If that isn’t bad-ass I don’t know what is!
The horn is individually handcrafted and comes with it’s own stand. That’s lucky. It’s very hard to balance a cup which comes down to an off-centred fine point.
Here’s a fact for you… Vikings didn’t wear horned helmets. That’s a myth. So don’t wear this on your head, you’ll make an idiot of yourself. Just drink out of it, like Vikings actually did.
The horn is perfect for drinking beer, mead, ale and any other liquid, but especially a liquid that sounds old.
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