Fifty Shades of Bacon

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This awesome item is an erotic cookbook! If you find bacon erotic. But seriously, it’s a great cookbook that provides the best bacon recipes – from bacon ice cream to bacon bits. This book is really a must-have – if not for the recipes, then for the sheer experience of owning Fifty Shades of Bacon.

Features

  • Paperback and Kindle
  • Become a bacon boss
  • Makes a great gift

Dimensions

  • 62 pages
  • 8.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches
Opinion

Bestazy Verdict

Does the smell of bacon turn you on? Of course it does! Even vegans love the smell of bacon. Bacon is the greatest food ever invented. It is more than food. It is a life force. It is a brother. It is a lover.

This cookbook will give you all the best bacon recipes you’ve ever tried. Recipes that will make you want to leave your partner of 20 years and dedicate your life to pleasing bacon.

Okay, maybe that’s a tad too far, but it is really really good. You won’t actually LEAVE your partner, you’ll just consider it and then realise you can both live together happily.

You’ll be making bacon weaves in no time.

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