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Want to give her a present that will make her wildest fantasies come true? Simply hand her this book and step away. It’s packed with photos of hunky guys cooking, cleaning, folding laundry, asking for directions and talking about how they have no problem taking out the trash. What more could she want?
If you’re looking for a book that you really can’t pleasure yourself to, this is the one. Strangely interesting, this book is full of random images, and it will definitely not put you in the mood for self-pleasure. Don’t believe us? Well, we challenge you to find even one photo that will get you hot!
Do you have that special someone who you want to eat a bag of dicks? Make their day and send them some! These yummy gummy dicks are perfect for munching, and can even be sucked. They come in a variety of colors, and feature a lovely gold “Eat a bag of dicks” card. So thoughtful!
Make your friends hate you in the most hilarious way possible – by sending prank packages with awfully embarrassing stuff written all over them. Do it anonymously or leave a note, but if you choose the confetti bomb version, prepare to feel the need to wait for the delivery hidden behind the bushes.
Do you know the funny thing about dinosaurs? All their friends are dead! No, wait – that’s a sad thing. Or is it funny? Full of existential musings, this is the funniest sad book you’ll ever read. It’s both hilarious and devastating. And a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor!
Are you a dude who often needs wet wipes? Well, you don’t wanna get one of those pink scented lady wipes, do you? Just taking them out of your bag would be embarrassing. Presenting flushable wipes made from high-quality material! DUDE wipes – awesome wet wipes fit for a man’s needs.
The late and great Stephen Hawking had a lot to teach the world, and this book is an amazing look into the secrets of our universe from one of the greatest minds of our time. It is a timeless classic, and a perfect gift for anyone interested in science who wants to discover new depths of thought!
Getting off the beaten track to party like there’s no tomorrow has never been easier. Within the covers of 101 Places to Get F*ucked Up Before You Die, you’ll find everything from lists of hidden underground clubs to tips on improving your traveling experience, no matter where the road takes you.
Nothing’s worse than a weak phone cable, and the makers of this product know it! It combines super tough technology with thoughtful design. The woven materials means no more stripped wires, and the 90-degree rotating plug stops fraying connections.
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These headphones make use of every trick in the book and write some new ones. The sound profile is fully customizable. With 20 hours of playtime, comfortable fit, and fast charging you’ll love these headphones as they adapt to your hearing profile.
Let’s face it–adults using fidget spinners is annoying and unproductive. Switch to this product to put your restless hands to good use strengthening your grip and dexterity. The pill shaped capsule is super satisfying to squeeze and productive, too!
Take virtual reality headsets to the next level. By covering your entire body, this suit tracks your every move exactly. Experience the best, most complete virtual reality experience. Plus, it’ll add a level of realism to scuba games you might play.
This new take on an old puzzle adds depth to the game. By connecting the puzzle with your device, you’re able to render the flipping in 3d to rewatch and understand where you’re slow. You can even battle your friends with the awesome new technology!
This helmet system provides hands free communication and surround sound to bikers who mean business. The wireless system uses no inserts as it brings you effective communication and excellent sound–a real struggle on loud motorcycles.
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