All My Friends are Dead Book
All My Friends are Dead Book
All My Friends are Dead Book

All My Friends are Dead Book

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Do you know the funny thing about dinosaurs? All their friends are dead! No, wait – that’s a sad thing. Or is it funny? Full of existential musings, this is the funniest sad book you’ll ever read. It’s both hilarious and devastating. And a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor!

Features

  • 96 pages
  • Short, digestable stories
  • Dark humor done in a cute way
Opinion

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Are all YOUR friends dead? Then you’ll relate to this hilarious book!

All My Friends Are Dead is the cult classic book that has taken the internet and therefore the world by storm.

It’s sad, but sometimes the best way to deal with sadness is to laugh. Or eat. Or eat while laughing. And this book will help with the laughing.

Don’t eat the book, by the way. Humans don’t have the digestive enzymes to break down the cellulose used in the paper. Do you know what does though? Plant Eaters. Like cows and certain dinosaurs.

Oh, also… this book has a cute picture of a dinosaur on it, so you HAVE to get it.

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