DUDE Wipes Flushable Wet Wipes
- Septic and sewer safe
- 25% larger than most flushable wipes
- 5.5 x 4 x 7 inches
- 1 pounds
The term “Wet Wipe” sounds so wimpy. So limp and drab and floppy.
If you’re not in touch with your sensitive inner side you can get these… Dude Wipes.
Designed for dudes by dude for dudes. They are super strong, smell amazing, and are perfect for wiping axle grease and chicken fat out of your luscious beard. They keep you looking buff and manly, while clean and fragrant.
They come in packs of 30 and you get 2 packs with each order. That means you can smash a thirty piece chicken pack TWICE and have an full thorough wipe down after every piece.
But here’s the secret to their success. Dudettes can use them too. Dude Wipes welcome all people to use them.
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