The Ultimate Survival Kit

Impromptu picnics can now become your reality with this pocket blanket – the smallest blanket you’ll ever own! It’s amazingly small, but it folds out into a huge 63″x44″ blanket. It is water, puncture and tear resistant. Perfect for picnics, festivals and trips of any kind!

Wouldn’t you say you’re in need of a special backpack, one that can easily fit into a pocket of a regular backpack? Of course you are! But apart from being foldable, this one is extra light, highly durable, and has 25 liters of storage space. It’s everything an outdoorsy person could ever want.

So you’ve always wanted to be a sorcerer. Sorry to burst your bubble, but magic isn’t real! Or…is it?? No, it’s not, but you can at least pretend that it is with this awesome Mystical Fire. Just throw one or two packets into any fire (indoor and outdoor) and watch it spew colorful flames!

These glow-in-the-dark pebbles can serve so many purposes. They can light your pathway in the yard, they can be used in aquariums, and they can help fairies build their castles. They are eco-friendly and completely safe, and they work by absorbing light during the day. No maintenance required!

The Predator’s job would have been a lot simpler if he’d had this! Made for iOS, this thermal imager would have spotted Schwarzenegger in no time. So remember, if you’re hunting Arnold, this gadget is key! Oh, and we guess you can also use it to spot wildlife and stuff…

Sleeping on the floor while hiking is a drag, and bringing a hammock can be so tiresome – but not anymore! This great 25L backpack has space for all your gear, and it also has a built-in hammock which is easy to install and use. You won’t ever have to worry where you’re gonna sleep!

This awesome personal water filter is great for those who love to hike, camp, travel and be prepared anytime, anywhere. It can filter almost 800 gallons of water and it removes dirt, rust, bacteria and microorganisms. This filter can be stored indefinitely so it’s always good to have one close by.

Keep your feet forever dry without having to put up with rain boots or multiple pairs of socks at once. Instead, protect them with a single pair that consists of a sturdy knit exterior, a waterproof membrane and an antibacterial lining. These three layers will keep all moisture at bay.

Fool your friends into thinking you’re interesting by learning about stuff they’ve never heard of. Atlas Obscura is a book that contains info on over 700 strange places and events from all over the world. Who says you need to get up from your couch to experience the wonders of Earth?

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.