Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Protector

$35.95
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One of the worst things in life is when you think you have ice cream, but then you reach into the freezer and find out that someone had eaten your pint! If you live with greedy roommates, what better way to guard your Ben & Jerry’s than with this combination lock protector? Let them know that NO ONE MESSES WITH YOUR ICE CREAM!

Features

  • Pre-assigned combo
  • Fits a Ben & Jerry’s pint perfectly
  • Can also be used on some other brand ice creams

Dimensions

  • 5 x 4.9 x 2.1 inches
  • 2.4 ounces
Opinion

Bestazy Verdict

There’s no arguing that Ben and Jerry’s is the best ice cream in the world. It’s so good that your flatmates will go against basic human decency and steal it from you. They’ll take a cheeky teaspoon and have a nom nom on your Phish Food.

It’s such good ice cream you can’t blame them. But no you can stop them.

This protector will keep your ice-cream safe and away from the prying eyes of Jeremy. I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY HALF BAKED JEREMY. THAT’S WHY I GOT YOU KICKED OUT OF THE FLAT.

So be safe. Know that when you reach in the freezer to indulge during the 8th episode of whatever it is you’re watching on Netflix at the moment, that your Ben and Jerry’s will be there for you.

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