Dictionary Book Safe with Combination Lock

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Want to keep your stuff safe in case of a break-in? You know the saying: “Thieves don’t read, and readers don’t steal.” This great safe with a combination lock looks just like a dictionary, so you can be sure your valuables will be safe. Because, let’s get real – who wants to steal a dictionary?

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