Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Drinking only one cup of coffee a day has finally been made possible! Big enough to hold 64 ounces of liquid, this mug is the ideal gift for that one friend who can’t seem to stop drinking coffee, but if they don’t like it, you can also use it as a container for, well, 64 ounces of stuff.

Never again will you cry out in despair after letting your tea cool for way too long and ending up with lukewarm flavored water. This ceramic mug lets you control the temperature of the liquid it holds. Save settings for different drinks, adjust them remotely, and enjoy a perfect cup of tea or coffee.

We all know (or are) that certain someone who just loves coffee to death. And it can never be too strong! Now you can surprise them with this funny gift – Death Wish coffee. It’s the strongest coffee in the world, and it will definitely make them ask “Is the planet shaking, or is it just me?”.

They say you’ll never see the stars if you’re looking down, but this mug is the exception! A great gift for any astronomer, star lover or astrologer, or just anyone looking for a place to put their coffee, when warmed up, this awesome mug reveals the planets in the Milky Way and our Solar System.

Get ready to regret you had to pull all those all-nighters without this product! Zest teas are blends with the highest caffeine content on the market, yet they give you none of those dreaded jitters. It’s all the benefits of a caffeine rush without the subsequent crash and burn.

Coffee is a drug… A warm delicious drug! We all know someone who’s addicted to coffee, and now you can help them show off their addiction with this prescription travel mug. It’ll keep the coffee warm and your brain clear. Just remember to refill the prescription frequently!

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.