Neon Airbag Vest

“Ouch, oh, ew, ah, ow.” If that sounds like you on your bike, this is a product you are going to want. Whether you’re looking for that extra comfort on long rides or some much needed shock resistance off-road, ShotStop has you covered.

The best thing to hit the water in years, this cool aquabike will enable you to fly across the water by simply bouncing up and down. The fastest speed you can reach is 17mph, and the best thing is that this product doesn’t feature any kind of motor, which makes it extremely eco-friendly.

This awesome personal water filter is great for those who love to hike, camp, travel and be prepared anytime, anywhere. It can filter almost 800 gallons of water and it removes dirt, rust, bacteria and microorganisms. This filter can be stored indefinitely so it’s always good to have one close by.

Don’t you hate it when your water bottle refuses to break? When it doesn’t retain smells from liquids? When it keeps your cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot? Or worst of all, when you notice it never leaks? If the answer to all these questions is yes, make sure to steer clear of MIRA water bottles.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.