Realistic Pizza Throw Blanket

$40.00
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Your friends are saying they’d like to order a pizza? You know exactly what you’re supposed to do – misunderstand them in the most unexpected way possible. This throw blanket looks like a real pizza, comes in an oversized takeout box, and is big enough to cover two adults with pepperoni and cheese.

Features

  • 60-Inch Diameter, Stitched Edge
  • Comes In A Real Take Out Box
  • 100% Polyester Fleece
Opinion

Bestazy Verdict

Netflix and alone?

Don’t worry, there’s nothing better than pizza to get you by in these situations. And, boy, do we have the perfect pizza for you.

This extra large pie is big enough to cover you and your bae dog so you can stay nice and cozy while you while you flip through a hundred new movie titles before deciding to just binge watch Friends for the 20th time.

It may be a little on the thin side, but the pizza is so realistic your brain will be tricked into thinking you’re under a pipin’ hot pizza

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