Minimalist Sock Shoes

Get rid of imperfections of the skin on your feet without having to lift a finger! These socks are lined with a gel that moisturizes and softens dry, rough skin, even between your toes. When you’re done with your home spa treatment, simply toss them into the washing machine so you can use them again.

If you want to march for science, you’d better have the right equipment! These Sock It To Me knee high socks depict the great Albert Einstein along with various interesting scientific formulas. Now you can show off that you’re science person even without shoes on!

Do you have that one friend who just can’t shut up about Bitcoin? Surprise them with this funny cryptocurrency gift – socks with Bitcoins on them! Just be like: “Hey dude, I got you some Bitcoin!” and watch their mood soar and plummet (just like the blasted coin)!

Keep your feet forever dry without having to put up with rain boots or multiple pairs of socks at once. Instead, protect them with a single pair that consists of a sturdy knit exterior, a waterproof membrane and an antibacterial lining. These three layers will keep all moisture at bay.

You take off your shoes and no one can tell by your socks that you’re a medical worker? No can do! Featuring little stethoscopes, cute first aid kits, and tiny bandages, these socks get your message through loud and clear. Also, it doesn’t hurt that they’re pretty comfy.

Make exercising during the day even less likely by investing in LED lights for your running shoes. These are unobtrusive, weatherproof, and powerful – perfect for all those times when you feel like running during the night… On second thought, your friend’s birthday is just around the corner.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.