In a Galaxy Far, Far Away New York Times Book [Review 2024]

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.

Ever want to be like Resistance pilot Poe Dameron? Now you can do just that with this awesome BB-8 app-enabled droid! It can be controlled with your phone, and it’s full of features that make it invaluable to the Resistance! Immerse yourself in the Star Wars universe with this powerful companion.

This awesome item is an erotic cookbook! If you find bacon erotic. But seriously, it’s a great cookbook that provides the best bacon recipes – from bacon ice cream to bacon bits. This book is really a must-have – if not for the recipes, then for the sheer experience of owning Fifty Shades of Bacon.

Want to give her a present that will make her wildest fantasies come true? Simply hand her this book and step away. It’s packed with photos of hunky guys cooking, cleaning, folding laundry, asking for directions and talking about how they have no problem taking out the trash. What more could she want?

We all know at least one sad story about a man struggling to lead a normal life despite his huge penis. If you want to stop standing on the sidelines and start helping, give this book as a gift to one of the many victims of OMG, that is, Oversized Male Genitalia syndrome. You’ll be a HUGE help.

If you’re a Star Wars fan, this is a must-have. This droid can be controlled with your phone, and it has awesome features! It moves just like the real thing, and you can use it to explore holographic Star Wars galaxy. There is no doubt – this is definitely the droid you’re looking for!

If you’re looking for a book that you really can’t pleasure yourself to, this is the one. Strangely interesting, this book is full of random images, and it will definitely not put you in the mood for self-pleasure. Don’t believe us? Well, we challenge you to find even one photo that will get you hot!

Use the Force to control your own BB-8 like a real Jedi Knight. As long as the droid is no more than 25 meters away, Sphero’s band lets you push, pull, and drive it around using simple hand gestures. May the Force be with you on your quest to make all your friends jealous!

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.