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Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.

This awesome item is an erotic cookbook! If you find bacon erotic. But seriously, it’s a great cookbook that provides the best bacon recipes – from bacon ice cream to bacon bits. This book is really a must-have – if not for the recipes, then for the sheer experience of owning Fifty Shades of Bacon.

Want to give her a present that will make her wildest fantasies come true? Simply hand her this book and step away. It’s packed with photos of hunky guys cooking, cleaning, folding laundry, asking for directions and talking about how they have no problem taking out the trash. What more could she want?

If you’re looking for a book that you really can’t pleasure yourself to, this is the one. Strangely interesting, this book is full of random images, and it will definitely not put you in the mood for self-pleasure. Don’t believe us? Well, we challenge you to find even one photo that will get you hot!

Do you have that special someone who you want to eat a bag of dicks? Make their day and send them some! These yummy gummy dicks are perfect for munching, and can even be sucked. They come in a variety of colors, and feature a lovely gold “Eat a bag of dicks” card. So thoughtful!

Make your friends hate you in the most hilarious way possible – by sending prank packages with awfully embarrassing stuff written all over them. Do it anonymously or leave a note, but if you choose the confetti bomb version, prepare to feel the need to wait for the delivery hidden behind the bushes.

Do you know the funny thing about dinosaurs? All their friends are dead! No, wait – that’s a sad thing. Or is it funny? Full of existential musings, this is the funniest sad book you’ll ever read. It’s both hilarious and devastating. And a perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor!

Are you a dude who often needs wet wipes? Well, you don’t wanna get one of those pink scented lady wipes, do you? Just taking them out of your bag would be embarrassing. Presenting flushable wipes made from high-quality material! DUDE wipes – awesome wet wipes fit for a man’s needs.

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.