Giant Gummy Python
- 450 Servings
- 12 month shelf life
- Detailed face and skin
- 26 pounds
- 8 feet
27 pounds of chewy gummy snake.
It’ll feed you for weeks, and block you up for more weeks.
This giant sweet treat will be the ultimate party food, for up to 306 servings. At three meals a day, that’s 102 days. If you had three servings of this a day starting on Jan 1st it would last until April 11th. If you had just one serving a day it would last until Nov 2nd.
That’s a lot of gummy.
It can also be a funny item to leave in your friends bed. He’ll think it’s a real snake and scream like a scaredy cat.
Apparently the Mexican army survived for a two weeks in a mine shaft with only one of these for food. By “apparently” I mean “I made this up”.
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