Bag of Dicks Sent Anonymously [Review 2024]

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

So wow! Much memes! If you’re into memes, this is the perfect game for you. Compete with your friends and see who can come up with the funniest memes. You can play this game all afternoon, stop to order a pizza, and then just keep playing. We know what you want to say. “Shut up and take my money!” We will, thanks!

Don’t have any friends? That’s sad… But Cozmo can turn that around. This cute little robot will provide hours upon hours of fun. You can program him to do stuff, but he also learns, plans, plots and adapts to you. He even remembers your face, voice and personality. Finally, a friend you’ll never get tired of!

If Cards Against Humanity aren’t brutal enough for you, this game just might be. It’s especially fun if you want to humiliate your friends and make them feel like bad people. Just be careful, they can do the same to you. Best played while consuming alcohol for amnesia purposes!

We all know at least one sad story about a man struggling to lead a normal life despite his huge penis. If you want to stop standing on the sidelines and start helping, give this book as a gift to one of the many victims of OMG, that is, Oversized Male Genitalia syndrome. You’ll be a HUGE help.

Holi is a special time of the year in which we remember those who are close to our hearts by blasting their face off with colored powder! So smother your loved ones in this non-toxic powder and make them as colorful as a peacock’s tail! And it’s also easy to clean so there’ll be no hard feelings.

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you’re drinking with your friends, and you start wondering what a human brain looks like from the inside? Of course not. But, with these interesting coasters, you just might! Perfect for a wild pack of drunk scientists!

Who doesn’t love balloons! Well, some people don’t, but if you do, these are a great choice. If you don’t have a lot of time and want to buy just one thing that will make your party or celebration special, these LED balloons are the way to go. They can last for up to 3 days and can be filled with helium!

What says class better than a feces pun proudly displayed in your guest bathroom? This lavatory mist features jasmine and red tea, but the real star is the image of Pootin sitting on his horse, with a caption above him saying “I cover your filthy secrets. I bring odor to its knees”.

You’re really not supposed to drink more than a glass of wine, but you feel like you could gulp down the entire bottle? This wine glass was made to help with that exact problem! Big enough to hold a whole bottle, this glass has I Only Have Time for ONE Glass of Wine written on it in huge, block letters.

Make sure no one ever comes near your spare keys! Let’s face it – doormats and flower pots don’t make for the best hiding spots. After all, it’s where everybody keeps them. But hiding them inside fake, but realistic dog poop will surely do the trick of repelling potential thieves.

If your cat could talk, you’d definitely get into trouble for buying this. But she can’t, so you can go about your business, trying to make your loved ones think she can. This gift box is empty, but it features images of the animal translator collar that’s allegedly inside.

If regular journal keeping just isn’t something you can see yourself doing, Keri Smith has the right task for you. In Wreck This Journal, she invites you to poke holes through pages, deface scrapbook photos, and the like. If you’re wondering what exactly you’d end up with, you know what to do.

Be the author of the next book you’ll read. If that sounds interesting, get your hands on Finish This Book, the work of bestselling author Keri Smith and, of course, yourself. You’ll start by undergoing secret intelligence training, but nobody really knows where your journey will take you.

There’s no way to track time that’s quite as mesmerizingly beautiful as with this unique hourglass. Placed on an elegant wooden base, it uses a hidden magnet to pull down ferrous sand. While falling, the sand creates lovely stalagmites you can admire for a lot longer than the one-minute countdown.

Take your gaming sessions to a whole other level by using a great-looking, high-performance keyboard. Its top-quality injection molded keycaps make it perfect for gamers, programmers and writers alike. LED effects with three different brightness settings add a touch of cool to your devices.

Learn how to take truly stunning photos without having to memorize any technical terms. This book contains only information that’s useful to you when you’re ready to snap that perfect shot. Not to mention that it’s packed with gorgeous examples of professional photography.